1、爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Love is photogenic. It needs time in darkness to develop..
2、工作好有意思耶！尤其是看着别人工作。
What an interesting job! Especially watching others work.
3、每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.
4、努力工作不会导致死亡！不过我不会用自己去证明。
Hard work will not lead to death! But I won't prove it by myself.
5、世界上所有的生命都在微妙的平衡中生存。
All life in the world lives in a delicate balance.
6、神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
God decides who your relatives are. Fortunately, he leaves you room to choose your friends.
7、从一个人的声音可以知道他是怎样的人。
A person's voice can tell him what kind of person he is.
8、要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know.
9、我不想要你将就，我也不想成为将就的对象。
I don't want you to do it, and I don't want to be the one to do it.
10、跌倒，爬起，他无忧无虑的前行。
Falling, climbing, he walked carefree.
11、对，过去是痛楚的，但我认为你要么可以逃避，要么可以向它学习。
Yes, the past is painful, but I think you can either escape or learn from it.
12、我只是在必要的时候才会勇敢，勇敢并不代表你要到处闯祸。
I'm only brave when I need to be. Being brave doesn't mean you're going to run into trouble everywhere.
13、那是一种内在的东西，他们到达不了，也无法触及的，那是你的。
It's something inside that they can't reach or touch. It's yours.
14、你把自己的幸福拱手相让，去追求一些根本不会让你幸福的东西。
You give up your happiness and pursue something that won't make you happy at all.
15、即使让我撒谎，去偷，去骗，去杀人，上帝作证，我再也不要挨饿了。
Even if I were to lie, steal, cheat, kill, as God as my witness, I would never be hungry again.
16、希望是一个好东西，也许是最好的，好东西是不会消亡的。
Hope is a good thing, maybe the best. Good things don't die out.
17、先生，你可真不是个君子，小姐，你也不是什么淑女。
Sir, you are not a gentleman, miss. You are not a lady either.
18、家，我要回家。我要想办法让他回来。不管怎样，明天又是全新的一天。
Home, I want to go home. I'll try to get him back. Anyway, tomorrow is another day.
19、钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
Money is not everything. Sometimes credit cards are needed.
20、它们的生命以谋杀别人为开端，这就是大自然，竞争或死亡。
Their lives begin with murder, which is nature, competition or death.
21、我不懂我们是否有着各自的命运，还是只是到处随风飘荡。
I don't know if we have our own destinies or if we're just floating around in the wind.
22、现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以还是再睡一会吧。
Your future depends on your dreams, so go to sleep.
23、再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent.
24、追求优秀，成功就追求你，向你脱裤子。
Pursue excellence, success will pursue you, take off your pants.
25、生命就像一盒巧克力，结果往往出人意料。
Life is like a box of chocolates. The results are often unexpected.
26、应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
27、成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
Success is a relative term. It brings you many unrelated relatives.
28、如果这个世界对你不理不睬，你也可以这样对待它。
If the world turns a deaf ear to you, you can do the same to it.
29、死亡是生命的一部分，是我们注定要做的一件事。
Death is a part of life, something we are destined to do.
30、我做任何事不过是为了有所回报，我总要得到报酬。
I do everything just to get something in return. I always get paid.
31、外表看，我是个教养良好的小姐，骨子里，我很反叛。
Outwardly, I am a well-educated young lady. Inside, I am rebellious.