1、菇凉，你必须过得像女王才能吸引国王。
Mushroom cold, you have to live like a queen to attract the king.
2、我并不愿与你说话，怕张了口，就流泪。
I don't want to talk to you. I'm afraid I'll cry if I open my mouth.
3、爱情不是面包，却总能让人吃饱。
Love is not bread, but always makes people eat.
4、宁像疯狗般自由，不做挣扎的木偶。
I'd rather be a free dog than a struggling puppet.
5、人生在世，恍若白驹过膝，忽然而已。
Life in the world, like a white horse over the knee, suddenly just.
6、虽然你单身，但是你胖若两人。
Although you are single, you are fat as two.
7、不是每句对不起，都能换来没关系。
It doesn't matter if I'm sorry.
8、孔子不能解决的问题，老子帮你解决。
Confucius can not solve the problem, Laozi help you solve.
9、不怕讨债的是英雄，就怕欠债的是真穷。
Those who are not afraid of collecting debts are heroes, but those who are afraid of debts are really poor.
10、相爱这词太漂亮，实践起来太心酸。
Love this word is too beautiful, too sad to practice.
11、用玩世不恭的态度，面对复杂的人生。
With a cynical attitude, the face of complex life.
12、当我们不再年轻，请让我们安心的老去。
When we are no longer young, please let us go old at ease.
13、一生都在错过，谈什么后不后悔。
I miss it all my life. I don't regret what I talk about.
14、若不是深爱着你，我又何必如此在意。
If it is not love you, why should I care so much.
15、能否给我一次感动，在这最后的倒计时。
Can you give me a touch, in this last countdown.
16、该走走，该留留，今后一律不强求。
It's time to go and stay. We should not force them to stay in the future.
17、我身边不缺狗，别缺狗粮了就来找我。
I don't lack dogs. Come to me if you don't need dog food.
18、回不去了，果真是这世上最残忍的话语。
Can not go back, if it is the most cruel words in the world.
19、无休止的容忍，只会助长狗的狂傲。
Endless tolerance will only encourage the dog's arrogance.
20、看不惯我的你，可以自杀还可以装瞎。
You who don't like me can commit suicide or pretend to be blind.
21、找不到适合的伞，我宁愿淋雨。
If I can't find the right umbrella, I'd rather be in the rain.
22、收起你的狗仗人势，真是让人讨厌。
It's disgusting to put your dog in the doghouse.
23、怀着一颗感恩的心，忘记别人的缺点吧！
With a grateful heart, forget the shortcomings of others!
24、可以简简单单，但不能随随便便。
It can be simple, but not casual.
25、浑身都是刺，别人才会照顾你的感受。
If you are covered with thorns, others will take care of your feelings.
26、有些事情能笑着说出来，是因为哭够了。
Some things can be said with a smile, because cry enough.
27、自己爱自己，比任何人来爱都靠谱。
Love yourself is more reliable than anyone else.
28、我们不熟，不过你可以拿钱跟我套近乎。
We don't know each other well, but you can get close to me with money.
29、做个俗人，不谈亏欠，不负遇见。
Be a layman, do not talk about debt, meet.
30、一认真你就输了，一直认真你就赢了。
If you are serious, you lose. If you are serious, you win.
31、要坏一点，好人当久了别人就以为你怂。
If you want to be bad, people will think you are a good person for a long time.
32、我不是不会难过，只是不习惯脆弱。
I'm not not not sad, just not used to vulnerable.
33、我尽量控制好自己，时间求你帮我平息。
I try my best to control myself, time please help me calm down.
34、在逆风的方向，飞出倔强的坚强。
In the direction of the wind, fly out of the stubborn strong.
35、女人混的好、是嫂，混不好，是婊子。
Women mix well, are sister-in-law, mix bad, is a whore.
36、女人心看不透，因为胸前肉太厚。
Women can't see through the heart, because the breast meat is too thick.
37、我不高贵，但不是每个男人都有机会。
I'm not noble, but not every man has a chance.
38、默默努力，实现每一个自己吹过的牛逼。
Work hard in silence to achieve every one of their own bragging force.
39、骄傲长在骨子里，烧了还有一把灰。
Pride grows in the bone, and there is still a handful of ashes when burned.
40、没有公开的恋情，都是在给别人留机会。
There is no public love, is to leave opportunities for others.
41、大概是上的人都缺爱，唯独我缺根筋。
Maybe all the people on the earth are short of love, but I am short of strength.
42、既然已经伤害了过去，就别辜负了将来。
Now that you have hurt the past, don't let down the future.
43、你来我热情相拥，你走我坦然放手。
You come, I embrace you warmly, you go, I let go.
44、想看到我低头，你得跪下才看的清楚。
You have to kneel down to see me bow.
45、用扯淡的态度，面对操蛋的人生。
Face the ****er's life with bullshit attitude.
46、得不到回应的喜欢，要懂得适可而止。
If you don't get a response like that, you should know enough.
47、灵魂的性感，才是骨子里的真正的性感。
The sex appeal of the soul is the real sex appeal in the bone.
48、不要拿你的曾经，去评论我的未来。
Don't take your past to comment on my future.
49、尽管还不曾离开，我已对你朝思暮想！
Although I have not left, I have been thinking of you day and night!
50、疼了，心碎了，没事了，都晚了。
It hurts, my heart breaks, it's OK, it's too late.
51、道理啊，道理我都懂，可我不讲道理。
I know all the truth, but I don't.
52、如果事与愿违，就要相信上帝另有安排。
If things don't work out the way you want them to, you have to believe that God has another plan.
53、春风十里不如你，温柔入骨只对你。
Spring breeze ten li is not as good as you, gentle only to you.
54、美人三分钟就腻了，丑八怪却永久不灭。
Beauty is tired in three minutes, but ugly is immortal.
55、月下问归人东篱黄昏约，是是非非。
Under the moon, I asked the returning man about the dusk of Dongli, right and wrong.
56、谁都渴望完美，但不如意却十之八九。
Everyone yearns for perfection, but nine out of ten are unhappy.
57、都说姐漂亮，其实都是妆出来的。
They say that elder sister is beautiful. In fact, they are all made up.
58、你凭什么都不努力，但又什么都想要！
You don't work hard, but you want everything!
59、世界终会为你的勇敢，而让步。
The world will give in for your bravery.
60、道歉是为将来再次冒犯，打下伏笔。
Apologizing is a foreshadowing for another offence in the future.