幽默英文母亲节祝福语篇1
1、If beauty is a crime, you have to be guilty of the most heinous crimes; if sex is a mistake, you have the same mistake again; if smart is punished, you wouldn't be hacked in pieces! I wish the best in all the land of beauty -- mother happy holidays!
2、Mother scolded me to.。
3、母亲骂我要还口。If I were a rich man, you would be a rich man's mother. If I were president, you are the president's mother. Whether my future the way life will be how, I will always love you, mom!
4、一直以来，你为咱父子俩操碎了心，而有时我们还不怎么领情。如今想想，真是：老婆伟大，咱们该死。老婆大人，孩子他妈万岁!
5、Worry about mother love。
6、Bluff and deceive only for you。
7、母亲太美丽。母亲是老大。Let me turn the SMS。
8、My mother's nagging, like weather, old and new, advance warning to you; my mother's nagging, like spring straight to take a gulp, endless. I deeply wish happy mother's day!
9、这么远的距离，无礼物、无大餐，只有我深情的祝福，我恨不能一下子变成短信，通过电波、跨过高山，扎进您的手机，轻轻地对您说：“母亲节快乐!”。
10、The mother's nagging。
幽默英文母亲节祝福语篇2
1、如果美丽是种罪，你已罪恶滔天;如果性感是种错，你已经一错再错;如果聪明是受惩罚，你岂不是要千刀万刮!祝天下第一美女――妈妈节日快乐!
2、Today is your day, you in my world you are always big, grasping revolution, engage in production, the things you say! My dear, happy mother's day!
3、Hit me, scold me, letting me, day by you. I'm sure the dozen don't strike back, scold is only one -- kiss you, mom, you were laborious.。
4、爱操心的母亲。妈妈的唠叨，像天气预报又旧又新，提前向你发警告;妈妈的唠叨，像温泉直冒咕嘟咕嘟，没完没了。我深深的祝母亲节日快乐!
5、从未做过贼，却想偷个幸福给你!从没坑过人，却想骗个快乐给你!从未害过谁，却想拐个开心给你!从没赖过谁，却想抢个平安给你!妈，母亲节快乐!
6、All the time, you are our father and Son Fuck broken heart, and sometimes we also don't appreciate how. Now think about it, it is great: wife, we damn. His wife, child his mama long live.。
7、命中注定粘上你。您就是大款的妈。
8、Mother Tai Meili。
9、第一眼见到你，我就命中注定粘上你，虽然你打我骂我不理我，但我知道世界上你最疼我爱我关心我!没别的意思，就想说：妈妈，母亲节快乐!
10、我若是大款，您就是大款的妈妈。我若是总统，您就是总统的妈妈。不管我将来人生的路将是怎样，我都会永远爱您，妈妈!
幽默英文母亲节祝福语篇3
1、The first time I saw you, I was decreed by fate stick on you, although you dozen I scold I ignore me, but I know you most pain in the world I love and care about me! No other meaning, just want to say: Mom, happy mother's day!
2、You would be a rich man.。
3、今天是你的节日，在你我的世界里你一直是老大，抓革命，搞生产，咱们的事情你说了算!亲爱的，母亲节快乐!
4、母亲的唠叨。So far, no gifts, no dinner, only my wishes, I hate not into an SMS, through the waves, over mountains, into your mobile phone, gently say to you: "Happy Mother's day!
5、Never did the thief, but want to steal a happiness to you! Never pit people, but want to cheat a happiness to you! Never harm anyone, but want to turn a happy for you! Never rely on anyone, but want to rob a peace to you! Mom, happy mother's day!
6、打我、骂我、指使我，这天都由你了。我保证打不还手，骂仅还一口――亲你一口，老妈，您辛苦了!
7、Decreed by fate stick to you。
8、坑蒙拐骗只为您。让我变成短信。
9、。Mother is the boss。